Comments on ‘Chinese cops opt for Segways’

"the machines help make cops more visible during patrols" 

Presumably they measure this by counting hte cries of "Who's that prat on the Segway?"

like 'Chips', but different. 

Coat

Presumably, what with this being in China, the Segways will be counterfeit and removal of the handle bars would reveal a huge spike.

Height Booster 

We all know Chinese people are short, so the real reason for using Segways is to increase their height.

Not Just New York 

>> The idea might strike you as purely a publicity stunt, but Chinese cops

>> could be taking a lead from police in Glen Falls, New York.

Or indeed, our very own Fife police (well not mine, as I don't live in fife, but you know what I mean).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7096492.stm

Seriously though, patrolling shopping centres is on thing, but SWAT maneuvers on a Segway?

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